All shrek taught me was that if you want someone more attractive than you you have to wait till they’re ugly then swoop in
*puts “never had a scene phase” on college application*
(Source: merrykatsu)Played 2258469 times.
The best kind of alcohol is a lot.
FORGETTING HIM WAS LIKE
TRYIN’ TO KNOW SOMEBODY YOU’VE NEVER MET
BUT LOVING HIM WAS
You can’t go to bed…